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Jason Thu 06/19/97 06:03:58 AM |
Far, far away, in the land of Jumat Kai, there was a guy named Ed. Ed was
the sort of guy that could just take things or leave them. That is, he
took things sometimes when he should be leaving them. Big things that
weren't his, for example. Things like Earth.
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Jason Thu 06/19/97 06:05:15 AM |
So one day Ed gets the idea to steal Earth. And he does so. And,
boy, are those Earth folks mad. In fact, they are so mad that they
rally behind their leader, Gordon Beech, declaring all-out war
against Ed and his homeland of Jumat Kai.
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Sara Thu 06/19/97 11:33:09 AM |
Ed accepted with glee. He liked dramatic events very much, and he
figured that a war with Earth would provide just enough spice to
leave him satisfied. "Besides," he thought with an evil snicker.
"Gordon Beech is a stupid name. I'd be glad for the opportunity to
obliterate him and his stupid people." With that, he promptly began
to assemble his army.
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Jason Fri 06/20/97 11:04:06 AM |
Gordon trained his troops.
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Jason Fri 06/20/97 11:08:08 AM |
And Ed trained his troops.
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Jason Fri 06/20/97 11:11:14 AM |
Gordon trained his troops some more.
He had a lot more troop-training to do than Ed did, being that his troops were mere mortals, while Ed's was an army of demi-gods and sub-deities. But this didn't get Gordon down. He knew that his was the holy war, that God was on his side, and that had to count for something.
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Laura Thu 06/26/97 01:50:56 PM |
Little did Gordon know that God was on vacation during the war,
and had left the office in the hands of Ert, a snivelling brown-
noser who had been promoted to archangel only two centuries before.
Needless to day, Ert was far too busy sitting in the Big Chair
with his feet up, pretending to create and destroy galaxies, to do
anything to help Earth. Gordon was toast.
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CIndi Sat 09/20/97 03:44:16 PM |
Or so Ed thought God returned from Never-Never land and kicked Ert off his cloud
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Jason Sun 09/21/97 09:45:42 PM |
And thus began the great Ert-kicking season of Nang-Gu. And it
was good. And plentiful. And with a great amount of hugging
and kissing and all around goodness and mirth.
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david Gantt Fri 11/07/97 12:16:35 AM |
Hello Boogie es cool yea yea Boogie es cool watch me dance up a dogs leg.
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Catherine Gallagher Fri 11/07/97 12:19:15 AM |
Nang'Gu says you I says me ,but whatever we do don't shake the tree
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Catherine Fri 11/07/97 12:22:51 AM |
Zut. David est tres bête et il a utilisé le nom de moi. Mais, je veux écrive sur l'histoire. And God said, "Let there be light." And there was light. And it was good.
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Jason Fri 11/07/97 02:39:53 AM |
Alrighty then. And everything was jake in the land.
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Cindi Sun 02/01/98 03:16:14 PM |
Centuries pass on Earth. Ed is bored, still greedy and wants to take what little is left of Earth. But first he must win a battle with the one current leader, who rules all of Earth. His name is Baxter Tish. It is to be a battle of wits.
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Ajeet Wed 02/04/98 04:25:52 PM |
Unfortunately, the wits were all occupied with their own problems. This left Ed and Baxter a bit stymmied.
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Adam Thu 03/12/98 07:41:06 PM |
And so,with armies of unmatched size, they fought.
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LARRY Wed 03/18/98 01:39:49 PM |
THE FIGHT LASTED THREE DAYS AND THREE NIGHTS...THEN THEY STOPPED TO PARTY FOR A WHILE
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Jason Tue 03/24/98 01:51:36 AM |
And then the fighting resumed. And there was much wailing,
and gnashing of teeth. And then Ed cried out to his people:
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Ruthie the Bold Sat 03/28/98 09:53:38 PM |
"We need a hero! A hero with big, white teeth, a ruddy complexion, and the power of three, nay, thirty small men!"
"We need... Duke Jansen!"
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Duke Jansen Thu 04/23/98 10:04:59 AM |
No you don't.
Go away.
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Martin with the goodlooking eyes Fri 04/24/98 02:29:31 PM |
If we need a hero, then let's take... MARTIN!!!!
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Naomi Wed 05/06/98 03:19:03 AM |
Hero's are always men. But women are stranger.
Especialy women from the Netherlands. So Martin, you may have nice eyes, i am gonna be the hero
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Naomi Wed 05/06/98 03:19:37 AM |
stranger must be stronger
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Jason Wed 05/06/98 09:50:11 AM |
Hooray for Naomi! Our hero!!!
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Toddily Fri 05/15/98 07:15:12 PM |
So then it was that Naomi was picked by near-divine intervention
to be the hero. But the people of Earth did whisper amongst themselves,
saying, "Oh, who is this Naomi character?" And there was scuttlebutt,
and it was, well, fair-to-middling. For Naomi was a stranger to
these people. These people knew not such exotic dipthongs as "ao" or
"eo" (with the possible exception of a movie starring Michael Jackson
at Epcot center).
But lo, Naomi did step forward and say thusly: "Tis true, a stranger I am, but stranger must be stronger!" And 'twas such an elegant pronunciation, so simple that even the Earthlings could understand, that they did cheer, and rally, and carry on as Earthlings are wont to do.
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Toddily Fri 05/15/98 07:21:12 PM |
And Naomi said to the Earthlings, "Having caused you to rally and
cheer and so forth, I ask you now to follow me to kick the large
but kickable anus of Ed. He wants Earth, and frankly, I've grown
rather fond of it. There are only a few problems..."
"One, Ed lives in Jumat Kai, which is not a mere stone's throw from Earth, unless the stone is launched with enough velocity to break orbit, and the only person who could throw a stone with such strength is Ed, and he, as you'll remember, is the problem here." "Two, we have not yet, as a species, developed any method of safe and efficient interplanetary travel." "And lastly, three, uh, does anybody know where Gordon is? And who's Baxter? I'm really confused here."
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Jason Fri 05/29/98 10:43:12 AM |
And there was much wailing. And nashing of teeth.
But lo, an angel did descend from the mountain top, and the angel did say unto the people: "Be not afraid, creatures of the Earth, for I am an angel of the good stock, not one of those nasty angels that delights in suffering and such." And the people were quiet, for they were afraid that the angel might be lying, both in word and in wait. And so the people did tremble in their boots, and the angel was quite unhappy.
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Laura Wed 06/10/98 02:11:12 PM |
So unhappy was the angel that the angel required intensive therapy and antidepressants, followed by time in a relaxing home for misunderstood divinities. This didn't help the earth folk any. Meanwhile, Ed had discovered he actually had six toes on his left foot, and was too busy playing with them to make any progress on his plan to take over the earth. This left time for the earthlings to prepare their secret weapon of massive and almost inc omprehensible force...
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Toddily Sun 07/19/98 03:34:08 PM |
...a weapon of such simple complexity and yet subtle obviousness,
a weapon that was ingeniously stupid and yet murderously
life-saving for these, the humans that are the protagonists in
this story...
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Manzana Tue 08/11/98 10:55:00 PM |
A weapon that, yea, made the children of Jumat Kai cry, and when the children cry, we should of course let them know that we tried.
But, when the children sing, and the Earth children will sing, once Ed is finally defeated and his weapon of astonishing destruction that is not made of hemp, not at all, is turned, yes turned, against HIM, towards his facial regions, THEN, my brothers, T
HEN, the new day begins. But all that is known by most is that the weapon is NOT made of hemp. To find more about it, let's flash back to the laboratory (pronounced la-BORE-a-try)...
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Jason Wed 08/12/98 04:42:39 PM |
Our man on the scene, Royce Rogers, reports:
"Ladies and gentlemen, the scene here in the laboratory is not good. It could be the end of the line for our miserable little planet. "Researchers are working around the clock here to determine just what to do about this sordid state of affairs. Studies indicate that, while it is not made of hemp, Ed's weapon of massive and almost incomprehensible force, his bastion simple complexity and subtle obviousness-- well, people, studies have turned up very little. "We have determined, however, that it does NOT fire a giant mess of cottage cheese OR yogurt, so we can rule out previous hopes of salvation through our top-secret ADDS, or 'Anti-Dairy Defense System'. "More news to follow."
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Toddily Mon 10/19/98 03:57:13 PM |
Back at the KNUZ desk...
"Thank you, Royce! And in other news, today Senator Swiggle held a news conference to explain yesterday's activities captured on amateur videotape. Although he claimed he was not intoxicated, he could not explain his nudity. Now to our ever-chipper weatherman Ludwig for news on what to expect this wee..." Gigantically enormous cochlea-disassembling noise of as-of-yet unexplained nature "Aaaaaack! What in the world is that?!?!"
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Uncle Hubert Mon 11/23/98 06:39:53 PM |
As the sound made by a huge lumbering beast shot through the air, Ed sat up, droped his toes, and began picking his nose with the unwashed end of a slinky purchased at a yard sale. Having brought forth nary a nose treasure, he delighted himself with imag
ining the cat nude.
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Nigel Pickapong Sat 12/19/98 08:40:16 PM |
The cat took no delight in Ed's wicked plan,yet he was pleased by the attention. Lowering his tail to cover his naughty bits,he ran outside to distract the large beast.
Meanwhile, the people of the Earth had managed to unravel the genetic code of cottage cheese. This delighted and terrified them because now anything was possible as long as they had access to the home shoping channel.
All around the world, the people did stop nashing their teeth as cottage cheese wasn't hard to chew. With this behavior stoped, the people had time to concentrate on the weapon...
A TOASTER OVEN! Not just any toaster oven though for it had a timer with a little bell.
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Gordon Beech Sat 12/19/98 08:48:20 PM |
December 20, 1998
Still in hiding. Must prepair for the battle of wits.
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Kilgore Trout Wed 01/20/99 10:21:34 PM |
The children of Jumat Kai will be sold into slavery for two hundred years.Then they will rise up and be counted among the fallen by those on high who look down upon us.It is a PROPHECY!!!
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Mr. T's Bitch Wed 02/10/99 02:00:30 AM |
And so it was. The people rose up. And down. And up once again.
Hooray for the alligator purse.
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David Gantt Wed 02/10/99 02:03:31 AM |
And so I danced up the toaster oven. It was hot and I burned my crab apple.
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BIG BAD JUDE Sun 02/21/99 03:30:53 PM |
boogie boogie boogie on.. i am the only boogie master there is!
signed JUDE boogie
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Timothy Wed 03/24/99 08:25:59 PM |
It came to pass that the people,unwashed and blissfully ignorant, gathered for the reading of the most holy and highly praised instruction manual of the scacred Toster Oven. A loud hush fell over the crowd as the sun was blotted out and the moon was thusl
y chastised.
Great spasms of guilt rippled through the throng of the chosen as the seals were broken and the Great Gerald began clearing his wind pipe of any obstructions that migh cause him to unexpectedly projectile vomit while reading the manual of all manuals. As the cover was drawn back to reveal the first page, Gerald horredly noticed that...
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Robin Bobbin Mon 06/28/99 07:42:55 PM |
The manual was written in the ancient hyroglyphics of Junat Kai. The problem with this was that the translation had been passed down by oral tradition, and there were no known elders who could decipher the manual. Just when all hope was seemingly lost,
Gerald looked up, and noticed that the Angel had returned from his 12-step depression program to deliver unto him one micacle of his choosing. Gerald scratched his head, then his crotch, then decided that....
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Aaron Hottie LBI Sun 07/04/99 09:21:50 AM |
Ed decided that he would create the ultimate body board in the world. He did that and took the biggest waves none to man today.
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Uncle Hubert Sun 07/04/99 10:37:25 PM |
"Micacle? Whats a Micacle?" Gerald shouted to the heavens. "A hero must be chosen to seek the meaning of the micacle," Gerald said to the assembled masses.
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JoshApple Thu 07/08/99 12:10:17 AM |
Your story has become tiresome.
Let me introduce Humphrey, a patron of many fine drinking establishments in the lower east side of Beaumont, TX. While out imbibing one frigid Texas night, Humphrey was transformed into a being of pure energy. Upon realizing his altered physical (or nonph
ysical) state, he promptly set off to the local green grocer...
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Mr. Lucky Thu 07/22/99 05:11:58 PM |
To quote John Lee Hooker: "I am the boogie-man. Nobody can boogie like the boogie-man. Nobody. Shake the boogie, baby." Just ask Eric Clapton.
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OddTodd Tue 10/05/99 04:39:15 PM |
At this point I feel it necessary to employ the literary
technique whereby the author (or one who is part of the collective
authorship, as the case may be) steps in to the story he is
writing and collectively slaps everybody in sight, all the while
screaming at the top of his lungs, "This has gotten too silly!
Cease and desist, I desire no more tomfoolery!" Having thus
broken with the traditional and employed would-be-inventive
said technique, I feel comfortable in "going meta" and simply
talking about myself as the author, or, as I have previously
noted, one among many who call themselves "author", not to be
confused with "Arthur", everyone's favorite rich sot. This freedom also enables me to generally abandon all that might be considered good grammar or well-made storytelling. Having thus abandoned all pretense at writing a good story with plot and continuity and denouement and whatnot, I feel at liberty to do my own thing, go my own way, and begin again... No wait, there's already too much divisiveness in this story, and in the world at large. Let's just continue Josh's story... The problem with being a being of pure energy, aside from the tiresome references made by your friends to Star Trek quotes and the Information Society songs that they are sampled in, is that automatic doors, made solely for those on the the material plane, simply do not open for you. This can come as a bit of a shock if you are really hard up for a 24-pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice, as was Humphrey at this particular time, having been kicked out of Red's Tavern for what must have been the umpteenth time. Exactly how many times he had been kicked out previously did not matter to Humphrey at this time, though. He was focusing all his energy (which is to say, all that he was at this moment) on getting that beer. He wasn't entirely sure what, if anything, he would do if he obtained said beer, but that didn't matter right now. When you suddenly find you've changed form quite radically, it's best not to think of everything that suddenly rushes at your mind, but to find a simple task and focus on it.
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Jason Wed 10/06/99 03:30:27 PM |
And so Humphrey stumbled off to the local green grocer, where he
found, to his great surprise and chagrin, a bevy of automatic
doors, complete with a bevy of energy-blind sensers. Forsooth!
What was our hero to do?
What else could he do. He swore. Swore up a storm.
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Boogie (YES, that is REALLY my nick name) Mon 01/24/00 06:22:10 PM |
Well, along with the story...they said BUH BYE THE END!!!
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Abbikins Fri 02/18/00 02:44:10 PM |
Ah, but the story did not end there. No my friends, it did not. Not by far was it over. There is an untold part of this story, Stanley the Trout played a vital role in the story of Boogie. The true hero was not named Naomi it was Francine, (the same perso
n just someone got the name wrong) her name during the day was Klinky the Wonder Chick, so that no one would know she was a super hero by mid-noonish. The untold part was Stanley was almost the end of Francine, with his charm and his.....origional smell,
he hypnotised her into loooooooooove. His plan was to take over marry all the men in the country.......i dunno i ran out of creativness, i guess i lost intrest.......BUT THIS STORY WILL CONTINUE WHEN I GET ME TRAIN OF THOUGHT BACK!! Good bye for now!
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Evil Elmo Tue 03/21/00 10:42:04 PM |
The story goes on. It was true that stanley was an attractive man but Francine soon found out that Stanley was a pimp and that all he wanted from her was money. So she killed him. that is the end. Or at least how I heard it.
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Count Dracula Sat 04/08/00 04:04:07 PM |
Time to put this stupid enterprise to a well-deserved rest.
Our man on the scene, Royce Rogers reports: "Ladies and gentlemen, I just determined that an entity proficient enough in alien hieroglyphics to translate the manual for our ultimate weapon, (pant), has been found. The entity, an ancient high-school science fair project in artificial intelligence, has been uploaded to the antique IBM 360 here in the Pentagon basement, and has already translated more than half already. Unfortunately, the the most Holy and praised Toaster can only be oper ated by one who is brave, chaste, and pure of heart. None of our assembled heroes qualified. Not Naomi (or possibly Francine)or Gordon, or Baxter, or even the mighty Martin. The only champion we found to qualify (sort of) is the noncorporeal Texan barf ly known as Humphrey. (He's not really pure of heart as a figure of speech, he simply has no heart). Unfortunately, Humphrey, can only operate a metallic instrument at the risk of losing his life (such as it is). But wait! Gerald has decided how to us e the wish granted to him by the depressive angel! Junat Kai will be deluged, and plagued with snakes, frogs, and locusts, and Ed and all the natives will die. (except for some of the cuter girls. yeah.) Well, that was pretty easy. God Bless America!
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BOB 420 Mon 08/28/00 08:59:49 AM |
HI
BYE
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demoncock Thu 12/14/00 01:36:34 PM |
yes yes that is the end of boogie. boogie is dead he is no more. if you want another boogie story then pick another boogie out of your nose and make up another story about it.
EDIBOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MoDyAk Thu 03/08/01 06:48:12 AM |
This is another story of the Boogie! He is extremely nervous!!! This is because he is without any plan!!! and he's from greece!! I believe this is not his only fault!! he can't dance!!!!!! but he loves his scrap car. and this is big bad bullshit!! that's true!!! and he ever tries to realize the madness of his existence!!
O.K.! and this guy ever wanted to be cool!!! yeah! he calls himself MC Terror!! You see it can go even worse. And sometimes he tries to think!!! and everytime he tries, i wanna scream loudly!! One day he went to school. Nervous as ever!!! and when he walked over the street a big bad truck crashed into him!!! Sad-proves he survived!! yeah! he's cool! and because of that he survived ( hey he can't die so soon!) (additionally the anti-hero of this story cannot die this time!!) O.K. he looked at the crashed truck and thought "hey, i'm invulnerably!" (O.K. i already reported about his intelligence!) and he walked on. but when he opened the door of the school everybody tried to escape! and in this chaos a big bad yAk crashed into him.
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Slartibartiflast Wed 04/18/01 11:49:14 PM |
What no one suspected was the true identity of the yak, who was none other than the late, great president HERBERT HOOVER! Boogie bounced off this mystical quadruped only to stare in abject amazement at his idol. While worshiping this creature, Naomi appears--summoned by the appropriate or inappropriate authorities-and puts an end to his invulnerability rampage. Then the superhero formerly known as Francine bows to worship the yak as well. And there was much rejoicing. In the words of the people "Long live Herbert Hoover! Boogie down Mr. Ex-President!"
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johnny Thu 05/31/01 02:31:25 AM |
joan of arc comes in and has a group orgi
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Teppichhaendler Thu 06/14/01 01:09:38 AM |
A large orgy with the unexpectable Boogie
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BS Filler Tue 07/17/01 06:13:31 PM |
Boogie is DEAD!! Long live the BOOGIE!!!
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Boogie Queen Sun 08/12/01 01:05:12 PM |
BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS RRRRRRRRRUUUUUULLLEEEEEEEEEEEE
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demoncock Wed 08/15/01 01:45:28 AM |
yes yes boogies rule. expecilly the big fat green ones.
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Silent Witness Mon 08/27/01 09:35:24 PM |
Boogie is a good person, but there are a lot of issues that need to be dealt with..
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Theforntpartofthename8placesbefore Wed 08/29/01 05:44:41 AM |
Do you know that Boogie is still alive??
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Jaide Talithe Tue 09/18/01 07:41:32 PM |
Upon recently joining the disco club, Boogie was last seen. He was wearing a red ball cap with an orange scarf, and a light blue t-shirt with faded jeans. The last thing heard from him was, "Ecky, Ecky". In conclusion however, Ed was also seen at this disco club. Supposedly he had a piece of Earth in his pocket and had to turn it over to proper authorities. Sources say Ed and Boogie made a run for it to escape Jumat Kai, and to live in the new planet Mogabagoalabateato. (Easily pronounced as Mo-gah-bah-go-ah-lah-bah-tee-ah-toh) "Say that three times fast" snickered Ed.
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TheLurch Thu 09/20/01 01:20:46 PM |
But luckily, Ed and Gordon had commmisioned their top scientists to create superficial clones of themselves that were trained in the art of "The Hustle" whereas they were to go to metropolitan areas and dance until the wee hours of the morning attracting as many "fine american young women" to join them in their quest for perfect daquiri. The clones began their crusade in a small metropolitan area called Metropolitanville, and proceeded to set up a main base of operations, continually cloneing themselves to spread the word of the infamous disco dancer, LAGNAF, who's words extruded the sense of untame heat and flashing lights...
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courtney Sat 11/24/01 03:39:41 PM |
then he danced with him and they had a boo good time.
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Ace of Cards Tue 01/08/02 07:29:34 AM |
Ed was killed by a giant meteor and the world was taken over by the meteor emperor. Gordon tried to leave the earth, but his spaceship malfunctioned and he blew up. The earth was eventually ridded of the meteor emperor by an uprising from the clones. The clones, however, failed to stop the nuclear reactor set up in the core by the meteor people and they were given 2 hours to clear as many people off earth as possible. The clones extracted 2 million, but the other 240 billion all perished. So sad.(weeping)
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The Feral Twins Sat 02/23/02 10:50:07 PM |
Lo, the Boogie did mourn for the missing people. What was a Boogie without people? Was the Boogie made for man or man for Boogie? This is the age old question. But Boogie was made for dog. For oxen. For all that flowereth and leafeth out, for bud, for the hemp and the non-hemp, for the Naomi and the Francine, the Gordon and the Baxter.
The Madisonites and the Nascarites who were left behind found evidence of Boogie and the Sacred Toaster Oven along with the unleavened yeast of the unwrapped Poptart. They found the ancient Food pyramid which stated that their favorite breakfast pastry-Toaster Streudels - were the food of the un-Boogie. In haste they did unwrap the Poptart (Pokemon sprinkle flavor) and did partake in the Sacrament of Doritoes and Bud Mass. And all were Pappy-slappin happy. And Ego was Ed, and Ego perished, and Arrogance was Andy, and he fell to earth with a great Whine, and whines today ( that is why they call the place Whineytown to this very second - and shall in every second that proceedeth. Now, then. You only have one life to give. Don't blow it. This is the sacred text and all the laws follow it. Cottage Cheese makes a man or woman lumpy and gelatinous. Boogie, if you can...
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The Evil Feral Twin Sat 02/23/02 11:02:55 PM |
Well then. Boogie wept, but feared that his manhood should come into question, and thus he resumed a, for the most part, expressionless glare. Ed was given a beautiful cremation ceremony and subsequently buried. After this, his brother Steve, creator of the Sacred Sandwich, and the crumb which was the Earth, simply created a new crumb. To describe this, we go to the sacred text of The Ancient and Most Holy Book of Steve. In a minute.
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Arlene (Out and about May 24, 2002) Mon 03/18/02 05:31:41 PM |
The Ancient and Most Holy Book of Steve described a new race of aliens who are to arrive on earth in several days. They are a gentle race. Boogie is chosen to welcome the aliens to earth. While Boogie was reading about the aliens unusual language, he bumped into Loogie at the Library. Loogie was a beautiful female, and Boogie fell instantly in love. Boogie and Loogie began to date that very moment at the library. They chatted about aliens, for Loogie was a specialist in aliens. With a new race of aliens ready to help Boogie, and finally a mate, could life get any better for Boogie.....
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jbird Wed 04/24/02 11:21:18 AM |
Boogie and Loogie fell in love and got married and pumped out a few adorable kids. The eldest was a boy named Jaskin. Strangely, he possessed the enormous strength and intelligence of these friendly aliens. Boogie grew suspicious. Maybe these aliens were a little too friendly. Boogie confronted Loogie. She admitted to falling for a handsome Trutonian, that's what the aliens called themselves, and she was so awfully sorry. He said "OK, whatever." He forgave her and decided to focus on saving the world. By the time Jaskin was 2 years old, he could already punch holes through walls with his bare hands and beat Boogie at chess. Jaskin also had nauseous gas. His poots could set the drapes on fire. He knocked Loogie unconcious many times while she changed his diapers. This gave Boogie an idea. He could train Jaskin to be a super warrior. So, Boogie set out training Jaskin in the art of war and the teachings of the sacred text.
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*~LeXiE~* Thu 05/02/02 02:18:53 PM |
Now Jaskin at the art of war that Boogie trained him in. He is a very successful guy. Now he has hi whole life planned ahead of him.
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george, george, george of the jungle! Thu 05/16/02 05:28:52 PM |
and then the monster came and ate his brains out! ouch! bye bye
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Silly Psycho Sun 05/26/02 11:50:15 PM |
The End, i guess... or is it?
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Silly Psycho Sun 05/26/02 11:52:27 PM |
Miraculously, Jaskin's brains grew back. Yay!
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{BooGIE} Wed 06/12/02 02:16:19 AM |
hey friends what's up ? hehe i saw this site and i like it so i decided to drop something on my way lol hehe , well all my friends call me boogie because my e_mail adress is boogie_serge@hotmail.com well my real name is serge it's a french name but anyways i'm from lebanon and i dont like frech ppl lol i talk 4 languages , 1st english 2nd french 3rd arabic 4rt armenian lol , well i'm from lebanon and i'm 20 years old , i work in a internet shop hehe nice yea ? i always chat in mirc , i like that place because i meet new ppl , and of curs i chat in msn too , so if you want to chat with me or maybe drop me something pls add me in you msn list hehe , and tell me about you because i like to meet new ppl in my life because i always travel outside so i like to know where you live and everything about you , who knows maybe some day will see each other :) hehe , anyways my hobbies are football basketball roller swiming hanging out with friends , going crazy lol , internet , reading , music ohhhhhhhhhh btw i 4got i i'm a d.j hehe lol , well now i'm so bored and i dont know what to do , anyways i gtg now just dont forgot about me , and the most important thing , this is a verry good site i like it it's so cool nice job guys , kip the good works :D and kip this site working thanks and i'm out byeeeeeeeee
boogie_serge@hotmail.com
{BooGIE}
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zolcon Sun 06/23/02 03:17:44 AM |
"You are a scientific marvil! Son",Professor Quad said, as he removed the last of Jaskin's bandages.
"YOur my ticket out of this place for good... if I can keep you
alive long enough."
"My eyes! My eyes! I can't see!" Jaskin clutched head as if it were a clay model he could shape and reshape at will.
"Oh, your sight will return... and many other things, too."
"Like what? Doctor? What... like will I be able to walk again too?"
"Jaskin, listen. Do you know what you are? Who you are? Your Father?"
Jaskin's face drew tight into confussion.
"I know... I feel like I know something about weapons, soldiers. lot's of soldiers... I can't..."
"It will all come back to you soon enough. And then it will take you even farther my boy."
""It" will? What "it" are you talking about. What have you done to me?
"I've saved your life. That should be good enough for you... for now"
Jaskin's body leeped reflexively, as the warrior's grasp seized Quad by the throat. Muscles first, brain following close behind.
He just stood there, sweat splashed from his brow, on to a sterile metal floor. "What am I to become, Doctor?
"Alright, alright, I'll tell you. Just release from my throat," Quad gasped.
"You are to be the biggest god warrior, since the creator himself! You can shape armies from the earth... from clay, no mud... Oh what ever you want. It's true! Please let me go!" Quad's teeth clenched hard to hold back the words. "You are a creator and a distroyer, both! But you must be very careful. There is much you will need to learn and relearn."
Quad stumbled back the computer console to check Jaskin's readings. Eyes wide, blacked in shock. "Programming... out of
sequense," Quad whispered, sure Jaskin would not hear him.
"I feel fine, You are wrong. I am not out of sequence. I'm just not quite what you expenced! Am I!" Jaskin laughed a near mad dog's laugh.
"Oh yes, your developement is in your control now, Jaskin. But you should know there are many on their way at this very moment... to try to kill you before you get there, before you grow strong enough to make trouble for them. My job is to help you stay alive."
"Yea, so you can retire a happy man, right?"
"That was my first thought," Quad said."I think you could help us though. Are you a benevolent manifestation or are you the new devil?
"It really doesn't matter, does it! You have your job, Doc. I must make mine."
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Silly Psycho Wed 06/26/02 12:49:10 AM |
So as the days passed, the armies of bullies and such approached with the intention of killing Jaskin. Jaskin, meanwhile, was sitting up in his hospital bed, eating coco puffs and watching Wheel of Fortune.
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Silly Psycho Wed 06/26/02 12:54:57 AM |
Jaskin felt confident about his abilties, so confident in fact, that he didn't even think about the people who wanted him dead.
Or maybe he was just distracted by Vanna White...
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walla bong bong dibri frog Thu 07/17/03 06:05:52 AM |
ben bolton went out with leanne gaskel in yr 10 if you dont know who that is she is the one that is 3 foot
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liam cleasby Thu 07/17/03 06:08:11 AM |
slipknot are world class crap they they are a pop band compared to marilin manson
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rock on Thu 07/17/03 06:11:06 AM |
ac-dc rule
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wannabe rocker Thu 07/17/03 09:25:48 AM |
wotch that space
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caller Thu 07/17/03 09:28:17 AM |
the film THE CROW is the best film ever and the actor brandon lee rules and is the acual best actor ever and to be
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criss p Sun 07/20/03 05:31:37 AM |
ben tomlison sucks off david wane
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donivan james parker Mon 07/21/03 03:57:24 AM |
hi serge i cant talk to you on msn if u rnt on but could you look for my question for me and send me the answere and that stuuf you wanted i have got for you
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Shunda Wed 08/13/03 08:14:46 PM |
It was strange to see the Earth in chaos. People crying as fire fell from the sky and Ed the almighty laughing at their torment. there was no where to run no where to hide only fire and destruction. Then there was an awful smell that seeem to fill the air, the smell of burning flesh and the sounds of agony ringing out. Would there be no relif from Ed's evil tyraid? Suddenly the sky burst open and a wave of rain fell. Was it pity or was there some one or Some thing willing to fight Ed's Evil. A light shown bright across the sky, glistening from the rain drops and bright with hope. Who was this saviour, this miracle of man kind, who dared to sacrifice their life and stand between the wrath of Ed?
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Hells_siren Wed 09/03/03 12:38:34 AM |
In a loud thunderous voice, the figure proclaimed, "I am Bob. From jersey." Somewhere a record scratch was heard, followed by crickets and a lone dog in the distance barking.
All turned with disgusted faces toward Bob.
"What?" asked Bob eyes widening.
Everyone tilted their heads and looked to one another for explanation.
Bob turned to Ed and his evil triad and said....
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Silly_Psycho Mon 09/29/03 07:49:07 PM |
I have come to defeat you and save the people of this planet.
You have no chance of beating me either, so just give up!
I am as quick as the ninja and as unpredictable as the nervous park squirrel!
Ed was not intimidated by this speech. He laughed and got up from his chair. He walked over to Bob ready to fight him. He stopped about a foot away from Bob and drew his magical shifty-stick -which he intended to bash Bob's face in with- then he drew it back above his head and swung...
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donivan james parker Tue 10/07/03 01:43:32 AM |
hi serge i havent spoke to you for a while if you are wondering i am the english boy that spoke to you on msn
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ben bolton Tue 10/07/03 01:46:23 AM |
my first girl friend was when i was 14 and she was leanne gaskel she was a year older than me in thorncliffe i didnt have the guts to kiss her but i tryed to perv on her at the swimming baths
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Evil Elmo Sat 10/25/03 08:15:22 PM |
Freaks, social outkast freaks, jesus H, boogie is dead Ben Bolton ate him.
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donivan james parker Tue 11/25/03 01:34:23 AM |
hi david
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jim bob Tue 11/25/03 01:35:06 AM |
hahahahahahahaha i did ur mum
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gutted Tue 11/25/03 01:41:14 AM |
let me tell u something.......................PEOPLE=SHIT
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gutted Tue 11/25/03 01:41:15 AM |
let me tell u something.......................PEOPLE=SHIT
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cristina Thu 12/04/03 03:17:32 PM |
michael jackson is gay man yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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parker Thu 12/04/03 04:29:27 PM |
dude you listen to way too much slipknot!
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from denmark Sat 12/06/03 02:49:33 PM |
kiss my ass bitch............
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penis man Mon 12/08/03 12:22:17 PM |
i once had a penis
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Evil Elmo Tue 12/16/03 01:11:51 PM |
Umm if you "once" had a penis, why is your name still penis man?
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eminems lover Wed 12/17/03 03:38:06 PM |
back to the story:
after he swung his sword he realized that he couldn't save his planet like this. He needed to
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Evil Elmo Mon 01/05/04 06:19:14 AM |
He need to call upon his friends, Snot and Fart. they needed to combat the evil forces of Big Twinkie and the Beef Jerky King. Snot had the power of being sticky and able to slide into tight places. Fart had a bad smell yet was a ladies man. They had to traverse the body cavitys in search of their evil nemeisis. So Fart, Snot and Boogie, armed with his Vanquishing Turd Blade went forth into the wild dark yonder. they found their nemisis, dining on a 9 year old half eaten hotdog, the hotdog was screaming " I been here for 9 years, this is ridiculous, i didnt do anything, ill stomp a mud hole in your behind " Boogie raised his turd blade and swung at speed of corn filled diarrhea. He hit the Beef Jerky King in the head and knocked his crown off, in a spray of brown sludge. He fell to the ground as the sludge worked its mysterious power. Big Twinkie started uttering magic words under his breath, "An Ex Vas An Corp Por" a large army Twinkie warriors apeared before him armed with Boogie Slayers and Creampuff Armor. The warriors marched forth, it seems our Heros can not excape certain death. Just then Fart remembered he had a spell he had bought off Ebay, he didnt know what it did or waht it was for that matter. So of course he said what the hell lets try it. Fart uttered the magic words "In Nox Des Corp Del Corp Por Vas An Nox" a strange green cloud envoloped him, he ran at the warriors screaming "THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE CREAMY, BEHOLD THE MIGHTY FART CLOUD1"
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Blaine Sat 01/24/04 07:50:02 PM |
Ed decided he was gay and got a boyfriend and lived happily ever after.
The End
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stoner Sat 01/24/04 07:51:01 PM |
im a stoner
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Evil Elmo Sun 01/25/04 06:46:17 PM |
Ed? who the hell is ed? Hey stoner, arnt we all stoners?
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Taco Blanco Wed 02/04/04 07:23:14 AM |
Then as Ed thought he won a kid came up and kicked him in the nuts, and well as Ed was on the ground in pain Gordon smited Ed.
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Evil Elmo Sun 02/08/04 10:17:33 PM |
Do you guys have this sexual fetish with Ed? Who the hell is he and where is he in the story? Freaktards, sheesh
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v Mon 03/01/04 12:45:57 AM |
nuta
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e Sat 05/01/04 08:01:27 PM |
Ed soon broke up with his boyfriend and got a girlfriend.Her name was Geraldine and she was a warrior. She had won many, many battles and liked to fight.
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R Sat 05/01/04 08:06:50 PM |
Geraldine ate lots of pie. She threw pie at the enimies. But best of all, Ed and Gealdine got married!
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i Sat 05/01/04 08:11:27 PM |
Geraldines bffs name was Yertru. She was at the nice wedding. She even caught the bouqette and de the cake.
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Arlene (graduated from college May 5, 2004) Fri 05/07/04 02:28:38 PM |
Yertru soon felt lonely, for she did not have a boyfriend, or fiance for herself. So, she started a want ad in the local zoo zoo paper, asking for the male of her dreams. Well, the ad was answered, and she was to meet this male at the local cafe, Sturbacks. She showed up and ordered a latte with skim milk, and waited for the male to show up... Who is it that walks through the door, Brambleberry, the boy from Jersey, who learned to ween of the Tazo Tea after a police found him snorting the leaves behind the counter of Sturbacks. Well, they chatted a bit, and Yertru, being the tru virgin that she was decided it was time to let it go...They had a wonderful night, and soon she discovered that...
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Elina Mon 05/10/04 04:14:18 AM |
that his penis looked like a cookie. C is for cookie. lets think of other things that starts with C! Boo, he said. iiiiiiiik , Yertru said. and then she ate his cookie. and it was all bænkers.
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Andrew Wed 06/02/04 11:32:52 AM |
This story is wrong and gay, like my friend greg
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Andrew Wed 06/02/04 11:41:20 AM |
Greg Swords
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Greg Wed 06/02/04 11:41:47 AM |
Yes, it is true
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Andrew Wed 06/02/04 11:42:50 AM |
Now everyone knows that greg sheilds is gay
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Greg Thu 06/03/04 11:26:00 AM |
I am not gay
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Mike Kirshman Thu 06/03/04 11:28:56 AM |
Mike Krishman is the gayest kid in the world/univers.
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Greg Thu 06/03/04 05:00:39 PM |
I am gay, the other meaning (happy)
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Sara Tue 06/15/04 11:23:25 AM |
this site is weird and i dunno wat 2 type
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sexygirl69 Thu 06/17/04 05:46:50 PM |
this is very weird. I just wanted to say that I'm ''VERY SEXY''!!!!!!!!!!!69
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Egotrip Fri 07/09/04 12:14:13 AM |
I've reached the end of the Internet ... Lick 69 girl...
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Evil Elmo Thu 08/05/04 11:05:10 PM |
Morons, sheer morons. You are aware that the only people that say they are sexy with that many exclamtion points are usally 40yr old crackheads with tits so saggy you could play kick ball with them, and track marks on their arms the size of the grand canyon. My guess is one of those if not both of them are true. Egotrip impresses me more by actully licking such a crackbaby. My guess is your puss looks like an old catcher's mit and egotrip cant get anything else so he licked it anyways.
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Arlene....Headed to UGA in 2 days.... Sat 08/07/04 02:03:54 PM |
But, his cookie got stuck in her throat, and he did the hiemlich remover on her. What came out of her throat was a brand spanking new baby boy. The boy was named....
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Elina Mon 08/23/04 09:48:36 AM |
Boogie!! The end.
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Elina Tue 08/31/04 12:33:17 PM |
i'm veeeeeeeeeeeeeery sexy. and i like cookies :D ka du tru?
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brilo pad Fri 09/03/04 03:33:51 AM |
hi all if you have msn add me im 15 male uk charlieandhisangels@hotmail.com
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boogie man Mon 09/13/04 10:32:11 AM |
this store ok if and girls wants to talk to me im 17 m mn heres my e mail jon14boutain@hotmail.com and jon17boutain@hotmail.com
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onedie Thu 10/28/04 12:40:54 AM |
hai i`m in indonesia
kenalan youuuuuuuuuuuuu?
mau khan
email :one_di3@yourguru.com
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boorie Wed 11/24/04 02:08:58 AM |
You people dont even know how to enjoy a story, just read it from the beginning and then u'll realize that all the dickheads are adding stupid things in it!...
you english people really suck!...ill-mannered, freaks!..
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Zach Tue 12/21/04 04:12:11 PM |
Hi any hot girls out there that are around 14. talk to me! I'll come back on between 12:00 and 1:00 PM on christmas eve.
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Linval Thu 12/23/04 08:45:16 AM |
Wats good. If there's any hot good looking girls that's willing
to talk and have a good time. Talk to me I'll be here on the third of the new year around 10:30. Girls about 15 or 16
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synAPSE Tue 12/28/04 03:46:51 AM |
And then they all died, and history was doomed to repeat itself.
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Sexy Tue 01/04/05 11:08:07 AM |
Hey Linval
I'm 17 and single and i am feeling really horney. I go to Southern Leigh High School in PA. How old are you and where to you live. I can't tell you my real name yet so i don't get in trouble by my parents or anyone else. I'll tell you my name while we are having sex!!! I'll come back on monday after school post something up buy then
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jj Tue 01/04/05 11:17:09 AM |
Are you still there
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lUV'S SLUTS Tue 01/04/05 11:19:45 AM |
any sexy single girls out their just waiting to get it on write back and it will be worth your while!
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hotty Tue 01/04/05 11:20:57 AM |
I want to get it on
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LUV'S SLUTS Tue 01/04/05 11:22:50 AM |
WHAT DO U LOOK LIKE
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Hotty Tue 01/04/05 11:23:27 AM |
Blue Condums
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LUV'S SLUTS Tue 01/04/05 11:24:38 AM |
i said what do u look like
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Hotty Tue 01/04/05 11:24:54 AM |
I am sorry
I am a part time supermodel
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Hotty Tue 01/04/05 11:26:09 AM |
What do you look like, you can be a boy or girl. It doesn't matter to me
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LUV'S SLUTS Tue 01/04/05 11:26:11 AM |
cool cool
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Hotty Tue 01/04/05 11:27:34 AM |
I will sleep with you if you are a boy or if you are a girl
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Hotty Tue 01/04/05 11:29:05 AM |
I lost my verginaty 17 times to a girl. and 36 times with a boy
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LUV'S SLUTS Tue 01/04/05 11:29:14 AM |
I am a boy in high school 17 at quakertown high blond hair blue eyes and 6 feet 2 inches and a quater back.
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Hotty Tue 01/04/05 11:32:52 AM |
Please do me!!!Please do me!!!Please do me!! Please do me!!!Please do me!!!Please do me!!!Please do me!! Please do me!!!Please do me!!!Please do me!!!Please do me!! Please do me!!!Please do me!!!Please do me!!!Please do me!! Please do me!!!Please do me!!!Please do me!!!Please do me!! Please do me!!!Please do me!!!Please do me!!!Please do me!! Please do me!!!
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Evil Elmo Wed 01/05/05 11:12:09 AM |
Ok what the fuck happened to the story? It's like Blind Date for idiots on here now. Almost like they cant get any in real life so the go to a chat room for it, then they cant get any there so they come to a message board. Wow thats like hitting rock bottom isnt it? Now I must comment on this "Hotty" person. Part time Super Model? Ya ok. Oh and i like the part where you lost your virginity multiple times, you are aware you only have one right?
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Hotty Fri 01/07/05 03:41:24 PM |
Shut the k up Evil Elmo. What kind of name is that anyway, and I am a model for Kohl's and JC penny's. I am sexy and I want someone to do me but not you anymore. Gay fag. Are you still there LUV'S SLUTS?
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Hotty Fri 01/07/05 03:44:56 PM |
LUV'S SLUTS??
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Evil Elmo Fri 01/07/05 07:46:16 PM |
Hmm first of all, if your looking for sex on a message board you must be ugly as fuck and young as hell. Grow some tits and lose the training pants before talking to me again. K thanks
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HOTTY Mon 01/10/05 10:44:12 AM |
I am crazy over you Evil Elmo! I must let it out and tell you. I love men like you and I want to me you so you can, do me!!! Do me!! Do me!!Do me!! Do me!!Do me!! Do me!!Do me!! Do me!!Do me!! Do me!!Do me!! Do me!!Do me!! Do me!!
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Hotty Mon 01/10/05 10:57:49 AM |
I was just shitting about Evil Elmo and me liking him. He curses so much he must be a little kid. I bet he would eat my shit for a quarter. I was green yesterday. LUV'S SLUTS was to talk to me now. I'll wait 1/2 an hour.
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LUV'S SLUTS Mon 01/10/05 11:00:35 AM |
yo fuck u u think ur hot quit tring to get me if u keep actting like that k calm down fucker.
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Hotty Mon 01/10/05 11:01:50 AM |
I'm sorry, i just feel really really REALLY horney.
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LUV'S SLUTS Mon 01/10/05 11:04:23 AM |
I'm sorry for snaping at u
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Hotty Mon 01/10/05 11:07:36 AM |
I have a confession to make. I am not a model or anything that i said i was. the truth is that i am a gay geek and i am in 10th grade.
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LUV'S SLUTS Mon 01/10/05 11:09:40 AM |
I am a bie sexual and i love you and i will meet you out front of the WAL-MART in Southern Leigh, because i can drive there and i don't know if you can drive
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Hotty Mon 01/10/05 11:10:40 AM |
11:00 on Saturday morning?
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LUV'S SLUTS Mon 01/10/05 11:11:11 AM |
SEE U THERE
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LUV'S SLUTS Mon 01/10/05 11:13:30 AM |
FUCK U who the fuck said this shit about me who was useing my name gay ass priks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Hotty and LUV'S SLUTS Mon 01/10/05 11:23:06 AM |
Nice Evil Elmo!! LUV'S SLUTS is my best frind across the table from me named Tyler. I Andrew am Hotty and we made this relashionship just to see what punk ass fucker would respond and think that it is real. U are a god damn mother fucken ass-hole that i hope goes to hell and I just want to say. Fuck you bitch, go to hell, suck my balls, your an ass, kill u, your a looser and no one likes you. if i offered your parents a Hummer. No wait, a shitty old ratty car they would pick it over you. Just to get out of that alley and out of the rain because you are a poor ass bitch and i hope we meet one day so i can laugh in your face that you fell for this. we are only in 8th grade and i'm loveing it. All my friends know that you are an ass and that you fell for it. All my frends=half the school. Go to hell
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Evil Elmo Mon 01/10/05 04:35:33 PM |
Wow so you just admited to everyone that you are a loser, that pretends to be a girl. Damn you must really have no life at all. Why dont you and your boyfriend call back under the rock you came out of and die, think about the false illusion that you are liked and accept the truth that you are losers, hated by all and generally a stain on the world.
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ANdrew Tue 01/11/05 10:29:33 AM |
Lets get some things strait! I don't wear training pants and my name is andrew. I live in quakertown PA. Are you a boy or a girl, Evil Elmo can be ether. Where do you live and whats your real first name?
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Andrew Fri 01/14/05 11:21:50 AM |
Where the hell are you
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Andrew Fri 01/21/05 11:04:21 AM |
I am going to live this website forever and never came back
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ANdrew Fri 01/21/05 11:07:16 AM |
I mean leave
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Evil Elmo Sat 01/22/05 12:11:16 PM |
First of all I am male, secondly my local or my name is of non of your concern and the fact that you want to know, that is kinda stalkerish. Last but not Least, do you honestly think I care if some lonely stalker leaves?
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Josh Tue 01/25/05 10:44:23 AM |
I think this andrew is a real ass but it doesn't seem like you have much more brians evil elmo
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Tyler Tue 01/25/05 10:46:23 AM |
Fuck u andrew!!
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Ngwato in Arica Mon 02/21/05 11:17:05 PM |
Hi yall BOOGIE PEOPLE. This's Ngwato in South Afrika. Would somebody tell me what BOOGIE site is this coz it's definetly not the one I was checkin out for......WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!
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Ngwato in Arica Mon 02/21/05 11:25:10 PM |
Hi yall BOOGIE PEOPLE. This's Ngwato in South Afrika. Would somebody tell me what BOOGIE site is this coz it's definetly not the one I was checkin out for......WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!
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Ngwato in Arica Mon 02/21/05 11:28:53 PM |
Hi yall BOOGIE PEOPLE. This's Ngwato in South Afrika. Would somebody tell me what BOOGIE site is this coz it's definetly not the one I was checkin out for......WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!
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andrew tood Wed 03/02/05 10:12:28 AM |
im gay and i absoloutly love tyler phino LOVE HIM LOVE HIM LOVE HIM LOVE HIM LOVE HIM and I LOVE HIM TO DEATH i asked him out the other day he said Yes we r going to do it tonight HEll YEAh
PS. No Condom
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andrew tood Thu 03/03/05 03:12:06 AM |
sorry its not really andrew its matt georgiadis
i just did not want to let my feelings go
but now i do
im Bisexual
i love kaitlyn and tyler
YES
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????? Thu 03/03/05 11:25:43 AM |
Fuck u gay ass musilum kid, andrew tood is Rahman Sheickh. how ever the hell you spell the pakastainans last name.
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????? Thu 03/03/05 11:26:50 AM |
also u r a descrase to all xangainians u gay ass muslim black man cock sucker!!!!!!!!!
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Rahman Shiekh Thu 03/03/05 12:43:59 PM |
hehe im rahmon im from pakistan and i swear im from ny and he he im gay really gay i had a 15 gay gang bang with brad pitt wanna bes hehe dont tell no one its a secret and o yeah i love andrew,bin laden,sadammn, and the dessert im gay and i mean it
GAY PRIDE
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#*#&( Thu 03/03/05 12:44:53 PM |
FUCK U RAHMON
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Andrew Thu 03/03/05 02:07:32 PM |
#*#&( is matt georgeiadis or however you spell his last name. Rahman came out of the closet!!!!
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Amanda Tue 03/15/05 05:30:41 AM |
boogie was a great guy. He ate little children for luch, and sucked their blood dry. No he was not a vampire, not merly a normal person. he had a crazy friends named Heidi, and a evil side kick named Trisha.(She wore spandex) they would help him eat the children and he didin't like eating the blood of children but merely saved the blood. The killed the evil master named ******. With out the help of the gun blaster, she would have lived forever.........
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Greg Wed 03/16/05 05:41:33 PM |
Someone is finally making this website a story
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master shaun Fri 07/15/05 08:20:43 AM |
hello i am master i went to the boogie it was bad ass... rockn roll
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silky johnson Mon 08/29/05 06:11:49 AM |
http://newamericancentury.org
somebody needs to stop these boys, who really are trying to steal the earth.....
STOP AMERICAN GLOBALIZATION!!!!
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ididit Sat 10/22/05 08:26:38 PM |
hey, what are your ages, and do you really boogie!!!!
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stupid Wed 10/26/05 08:33:59 AM |
hey and I am stupid
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nice guy Thu 12/22/05 11:47:54 AM |
How would u like to meet a nice sexy guy
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Justine Wed 01/25/06 02:49:10 PM |
he was a fagit who died in 1992 and...
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Bianca Wed 01/25/06 02:50:31 PM |
kjhfk jdf kfj dfhk jdfhkjdhf kj hf jdfjs dkdsh kjhs kjhsdkjhsfkjsd kjsy8r kjiujuv akerhu b iu yeui sbn erty7?
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charity Mon 01/30/06 09:32:40 PM |
dancing boogie is for crazzzy person blah! blah!blah! blah!
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